Oh Kate Middleton, I worship you and your fashion sense (stress on the word sense) but my hopes of ever owning my dream dress - the gorgeous Jenny Peckham number you wore at the Royal Albert Hall - have been forever thwarted. It seems only yesterday I was emailing my friends a picture of the wonder that is that dress, which I was determined would eventually be mine. Sadly, now that you have rocked the dress better than I could ever hope to, there is no chance in hell I will ever get my hands on this dress. You see, once you wear something, it sells out immediately, and remains forever out of my budget even on eBay.  Triste.